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Mr. Intelligent

Once Mr.Intelligent was travelling in a local train.
TC: Ticket please.
Mr.Intelligent shows two tickets.
TC: One ticket for you and another one for?
Mr.Intelligent: Both are for me.
TC: Why did you purchase two tickets?
Mr.Intelligent: If one is lost second one for substitute.
TC: If both the tickets are lost?
Mr.Intelligent: I am not a fool, I also have a pass with me.

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Sam & Mack become Artists. They started painting sign boards in various shops,
walls, etc. One Dr. Bean asked them to paint a sign board for his new clinic as
"Dr. Bean - Psychotherapist"
When Dr. Bean arrived at his Clinic he saw that people are laughing while
looking at his clinic's sign board. The Board reads
"Dr. Bean
Psycho
the
rapist"

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