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WeddingQuery. HUSBANDS QUERY CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage ( BrideGroom Male (25) , Bride Female(20) ) AS BEGIN SELECT WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed' AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO END GO Then the wife writes the below query: DROP HUSBAND; Commit; |
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